Shampoo Quotes

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I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo. — Vidal Sassoon
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their… — Rob Delaney
Unite has a great dry shampoo called 7Seconds. After a hot yoga class, when I'm super sweaty I spray this on and my hair comes… — Jennifer Morrison
I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this… — Dave Barry
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos. — Ashton Kutcher
My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry… — Karl Lagerfeld
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson
I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling. — Sean Penn
A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could… — Vidal Sassoon
One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers. — Lawrence Welk
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,… — Barbara Kingsolver
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants to wash her… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known… — David Sedaris
Songs and smells will bring you back to a moment in time more than anything else. It's amazing how much can be conjured with a… — Emily Giffin
You smell good, too,â€ said Patch Itâ€™s called a shower.â€ I was staring straight ahead. When he didnâ€™t answer, I turned sideways. â€œSoap. Shampoo. Hot… — Becca Fitzpatrick
They all looked like a shampoo commercial, healthy and clear-skinned, perfectly proportioned, a group of handsome young men. Their clothes hung on them like they… — Lilith Saintcrow
Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory snagged, taken aback… — Becca Fitzpatrick
How will I survive this missing? How do others do it? People die all the time. Every day. Every hour. There are families all over… — Jandy Nelson
Thatâ€™s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. Thatâ€™s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax,… — Ira Levin

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