Shampoo Quotes
65 quotes by 52 authors
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I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo.
— Vidal Sassoon
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Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their…
— Rob Delaney
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Unite has a great dry shampoo called 7Seconds. After a hot yoga class, when I'm super sweaty I spray this on and my hair comes…
— Jennifer Morrison
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I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this…
— Dave Barry
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I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.
— Ashton Kutcher
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My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry…
— Karl Lagerfeld
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
— Jack Nicholson
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I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling.
— Sean Penn
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A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could…
— Vidal Sassoon
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One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
— Lawrence Welk
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Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants to wash her…
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known…
— David Sedaris
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Songs and smells will bring you back to a moment in time more than anything else. It's amazing how much can be conjured with a…
— Emily Giffin
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You smell good, too,†said Patch It’s called a shower.†I was staring straight ahead. When he didn’t answer, I turned sideways. “Soap. Shampoo. Hot…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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They all looked like a shampoo commercial, healthy and clear-skinned, perfectly proportioned, a group of handsome young men. Their clothes hung on them like they…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory snagged, taken aback…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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How will I survive this missing? How do others do it? People die all the time. Every day. Every hour. There are families all over…
— Jandy Nelson
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That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax,…
— Ira Levin
Who Wrote These Shampoo Quotes
52 authors contributed a total of 65 Shampoo Quotes, led by these top contributors: