Shampoo Quotes
- I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here? — Nikhil Saluja
- You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. — Archie Bunker
- He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja
- I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower. — Rashida Rowe