Seinfeld Quotes

47 Seinfeld quotes by 38 unique authors

I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What… — Jimmy Fallon
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. — Billy Joel
I've never seen 'Friends;' I've never seen 'Seinfeld.' I've heard people reference these things but I've never seen them. — Unknown Author
If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to… — Amanda Peet
I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi'… — Matthew Perry
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in… — Jerry Seinfeld
They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine.… — Jennifer Weiner
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach… — Tina Fey
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. — Jason Alexander
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great… — Jason Alexander
In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience… — Mark Goddard
Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in… — Tom Shales
You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back… — Simon Pegg
He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything. — Patrick Warburton
Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't… — Patrick Warburton
I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show. — Scott Wolf
We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a… — Alia Shawkat
Mine will be..His flow is like the Klu Klux versus the Panthers..and I'm real, like Seinfeld, they ain't talking about nothin, George Canstanza. — Lupe Fiasco
Im the best, even when Im cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread,… — Unknown Author
Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash. — Jeff Ross
As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight… — Jeff Ross
I would love to be in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, I'd love to do television with Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards, who I think… — Eddie Kaye Thomas

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