Seinfeld Quotes

47 Seinfeld quotes by 38 unique authors

Tape Seinfeld for me. — Harvey Korman
The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I don't really get a chance to watch much television. I mostly watch BBC Worldwide and repeats of Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond — Will Estes
[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me. — Jamie Lee Curtis
In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing. — Unknown Author
The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld. — Josh Schwartz
Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is… — Dan Mathews
I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. — Sarah
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims… — Vir Das
I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good… — Patrick Warburton
Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had… — Jerry Seinfeld
When the Seinfeld show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. Thor is… — J. Michael Straczynski
Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. 'And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth's world. Because this… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has… — Alan Thicke
I was young enough to certainly realize the excitement of how popular 'Seinfeld' was. — Tim DeKay
So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It's always the unsuccessful ones. Look at Seinfeld… — Paul Feig
I mean, comedy's hard. If you go back and look at the first season of 'Seinfeld,' it's a work in progress and that's what happens.… — Zachary Knighton
You could go to Estonia and there's probably an episode of 'Seinfeld' playing there. Television is a very powerful thing. — Yul Vazquez
Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life… — Nick Kroll
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder
I've never seen 'Seinfeld', never seen 'The Cosby Show'; I just don't watch it. I saw half of 'Oprah' one time. I'd rather read. — August Wilson
Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and… — Sarah Silverman
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of… — Judd Apatow
I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all… — Judd Apatow

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