Second Quotes

6250 quotes by 4203 authors

Quite honestly, most people are quick to "write someone off." But our God is a God of the second chance. Learn from One who is… — Woodrow M. Kroll
September twenty-second, Sir, the bough cracks with unpicked apples, and at dawn the small-mouth bass breaks water, gorged with spawn. — Robert Lowell
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he… — Jack Handey
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and… — Jack Handey
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The… — Jack Handey
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy. — P.G. Wodehouse
Greatest thing in life: Winning a tennis match. Second greatest thing in life: Losing a tennis match — Jimmy Connors
I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a… — Erma Bombeck
Well Terry, can you tell us where you are in the league, how far are you ahead of the second team? — Ian St John
I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse,… — Jeffrey Bernard
Alain Prost is in a commanding second position — Murray Walker
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second — Murray Walker
Your game is only as good as your second serve — John Newcombe
Let's just say it and be done with it. Racing hurts. But here's another truth: having put in the effort to prepare for a race… — Lawrence Shapiro
Second place is the first loser. — Dennis Anderson
The theatre is a gross art, built in sweeps and over-emphasis. Compromise is its second name. — Enid Bagnold
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs… — Noel Coward
As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery of old age; first it withdraws us from active accomplishments;… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Without chemical slaughterhouses, without a systematic mass murder, the tragedy of the Jews is just one out of the numerous tragedies that befell the nations… — Jurgen Graf
Would the media insist on having a Holocaust-denier to balance any report about the Second Word War? — Caroline Lucas

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