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Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat. — Wally Lamb
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane… — Sam Ewing
You call me gay, but I can get your girl screaming louder on the computer seat by just clicking ‘Follow’ on her Twitter. — G-Dragon
The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility. Let it be drawn upon largely, and they will then listen to truths which… — Thomas Jefferson
I always knew the woman I wanted to be-I knew I wanted to be a woman who was independent a woman who was in the… — Diane von Furstenberg
Everything you do is music, and everywhere is the best seat. — John Cage
If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged… — Pat Sajak
Not everyone voted for me, but the fact that we have so far approximately 32 seats in the 50 seat parliament demonstrates the enthusiasm and… — Frank Bainimarama
I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well. — Kris Jenner
In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some smartass had sold… — Daniel Suarez
Negotiations are about controlling things, about being in the driver's seat and make one tiny mistake; you're dead. I made one tiny mistake, I wore… — Michael Scott
A view of heaven from a seat in hell. — Steven Callahan
I'm very impressed. All the crowds I've seen are very enthusiastic. It's not the first time every seat hasn't been sold at the Winter Olympics. — Dick Pound
It gladdens me to know that Baldr’s father [Odin] makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale from the curved… — Ragnar Lodbrok
What we do at its very, very best, at its very, very most, will shift us slightly in our seat. If only for two hours,… — Campbell Scott
If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. — Elizabeth Warren
It is our nature to conform; it is a force which not many can successfully resist. What is its seat? The inborn requirement of self-approval. — Mark Twain
There is no other place where the heart should be so free as before the mercy seat. There, you can talk out your very soul,… — Charles Spurgeon
The beauty of our democracy lies in the American value of equality: if you vote, you have a seat at the table. If you speak,… — Christine Pelosi
Perfect love will never want the preeminence in everything, it will never want to take the place of another, it will always be willing to… — Smith Wigglesworth
How it's Done is a richly woven tale of a young woman who discovers what it really means to be an adult. This story, told… — Han Nolan
To those who don't think defense is important, you'll get the best seat on the bench. — Rick Majerus
Most decisions are seat-of-the-pants judgments. You can create a rationale for anything. In the end, most decisions are based on intuition and faith. — Nathan Myhrvold
The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier. — Virginia Graham
I like the stroke seat. I want to be there. I want to have the race come down to a short distance and be the… — Unknown Author

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