Great Seat Sayings

738 Seat quotes by 609 unique authors

Kim Kardashian sat down across from me and her butt takes up a seat and a half. In a very good way. — Josh Hutcherson
I never sat down and mapped out this career of mine. I've always kind of flown by the seat of my pants. — Eliza Dushku
A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. — Nikhil Saluja
You're the driver of your own life, don't let anyone steal your seat so enjoy your life. — Nishan Panwar
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja
You aint bout that action so have a seat and get your popcorn ready. — Damian Coleman
The problem is sometimes so great that people do, literally, lose their desire to live. It happens, too, in relationships, when your partner leaves you… — Dr BK Satyanarayan
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some… — Syntific
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. — Nikhil Saluja
The truth hurts, mabey not as much as jumping on a bicycle with no seat on it, but it does hurt — Levita Charin
Bras are basically seat belts for boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom — Nikhil Saluja
Of all the man I used to be, I choose you to have me of all the man I talked with, I choose you to… — Michelle Ann

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