Screw Ups Quotes

113 Screw Ups quotes by 102 unique authors

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like… — Gilbert Gottfried
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I… — Tom Hanks
Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the… — James Hillman
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the… — Arianna Huffington
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. — Jake Roberts
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. — Patrick Swayze
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. — Earl Weaver
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done,… — Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to… — Chris Hardwick
I don't want to analyze myself or anything, but I think, in fact I know this to be true, that I enter the world through… — Aaron Sorkin
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw… — Tony Robbins
Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense of defeat. Suddenly… — Ellen Hopkins
When we got to the part where we had to improvise an argument in a poetic language, I got cold feet. "I can't do this,"… — Patti Smith
Thereâ€™s too much to be done. I need to knowâ€“ (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you dâ€™in. (Jericho) Yes, I diâ€™id. Donâ€™t make me use my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz
We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly. — Jodi Picoult
But we fall only that we might rise, Alfred. All of us fall; all of us, as you say, screw up. Falling is not important.… — Rick Yancey
Fight, flight, and screw up royaly. — Neal Shusterman
I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me. — Lisa McMann

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