Scissors Quotes

80 quotes by 74 authors

Though we hear various reports of his existence we can never find the young wizard who is able so they say to graft the soul… — Harry Crosby
Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers. — Dave Reichert
So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape… — Ellen DeGeneres
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors. — Kevin Hart
My Indian name was Runs with Scissors, but eventually the tribe elders changed it to Waves at Dogs. — Rock Cowles
Can scissors heal a man torn of tears, a fading I fear inside. The reaper in sheet will stand by me. I'm dreaming, I'm wearing… — Children Of Bodom
Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair. — The Hangover
Gus: I'll cut it with the scissors! Jaq: And I can do the sewing. Perla: Leave the sewing to the women. You go get some… — Cinderella
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
Sharp..but not uncomfortably sharp..like plasticine scissors. — Alex Turner
Cut the bullshit out, I'm Edward with the scissors. Life is a choice, and death is a decision. — Lil Wayne
The akward moment when you are playing rock paper scissors and you lose and you think to yourself 'i shoud have picked rock. — Lauren
On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors. — Jeff Foxworthy
They say its better to give, well I dont give a fuck. Cut the check bitch, get the your scissors up. — Lil Wayne
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper… — Carlin Whisler
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana
Feels wild and wants to do something extreme so has decided to run with scissors — Hussein Nishah
Don't be the kind of person who gives someone the rope to hang themself, be the person who will give them the scissors to cut… — Aimee Vernon
Lets get this to a better understanding: People don't cut others off, people take the scissors their self and start cutting away when disloyalty beats… — Kenneth Melvin Jr
Somebody hand me the scissors because I'm about to cut some people out of my life. — SONYA PARKER

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