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- Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
- Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce
- Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck
- To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck
- A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. — Harlan Coben
- Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor… — Hunter S. Thompson
- The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
- He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. — Henry James
- Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. — Unknown Author
- Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if… — Michael Savage
- If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger
- What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers