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• He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
• Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the…
• In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
• Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to permanent glory.
• Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
• Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
• It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and…
• I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with…
• I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.
• Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at…
• If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.
• Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there’s nothing you can do about being born liberal — fish gotta…

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