Sassy Quotes

131 Sassy quotes by 65 unique authors

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows. — William Shakespeare
A fusty nut with no kernel. — William Shakespeare
Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! — William Shakespeare
I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this… — Mindy Kaling
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face — Kourtney Kardashian
It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one. — Kourtney Kardashian
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian
When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and… — Kourtney Kardashian
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. — Kourtney Kardashian
I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings. — Kourtney Kardashian
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. — Emo Philips
Do unto others, then run — Benny Hill
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. — Janeane Garofalo
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door — Morey Amsterdam
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it. — Jackie Vernon
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. — Al Yankovic
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer
I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart… — Amy Poehler
Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend. — Annie Parisse
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway… — Mae West
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train. — Margaret Smith
God's on the outside looking in. He doesn't have any legal entree into the earth. The thing don't belong to Him. You see how sassy… — Kenneth Copeland
It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy now — Joss Stone
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a… — Ruth Reichl

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