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Sassy Quotes by Kourtney Kardashian
- I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face
- It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.
- When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.
- When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and…
- You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.
- I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.
- I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.
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- I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you. — William Shakespeare
- My cousin's a fool, and thou art another. — William Shakespeare
- Men from children nothing differ. — William Shakespeare
- Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. — William Shakespeare
- Thou lump of foul deformity! — William Shakespeare