Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

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• I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking about adoption. I…
• I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face
• It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.
• When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.
• When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and…
• You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.
• I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.
• I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.
• Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to…
• Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.
• For me, juggling mommyhood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together.
• I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!
• I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing.
• My attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin' somethin', don't look if you don't like it.
• A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!
• When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that…
• I loved dressing for my pregnant body. A pregnant woman's body is so beautiful. Towards the end, it does get harder, and then it became…
• When every moment is constantly being filmed, it's hard to relax.
• My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He…
• I would love to design a maternity clothing line. It is so hard to find stylish clothes for pregnant people I would say 99 percent…

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