Sarah Quotes
- Injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, will be replaced by Matt Cassel an untested inexperienced back-up. Earning Cassel the nickname, 'Sarah Palin'. — Seth Meyers
- You know, I heard that death panel argument from Sarah Palin. It seems every vice presidential debate I hear this kind of stuff about panels. — Joe Biden
- You can spend your whole life searching for your one true love, but one day you'll realize that I've been right beside you all along...love… — Ash Sweeney
- You know what sucks reaaallly bad is when your dad makes you move back to your country and when you finally get there and you… — Kelly