Best Sandwich Wisdom

243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money can buy nor power for power's sake... but absolute personal… — Joan Didion
Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $… — Annie Leonard
If you stop for lunch elsewhere in the world, you tend to eat a sandwich, and a bad one. Italy is unique for the style… — Lapo Elkann
Cape Cod baseball dates back to the time of the Civil War. A poster at the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown touts a round-trip train… — Jane Leavy
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. — Don Rickles
Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the winner of any… — Dan Jenkins
The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It… — Kyle MacLachlan
I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store. — Stephan Pastis
In high school, I stole a six-foot submarine sandwich from a banquet room in front of several hundred people. I did it because I was… — Greg van Eekhout
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich. — Mika
You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of 42nd Street and Broadway, or Hollywood and Vine. These are… — Fulton J. Sheen
An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating… — Unknown Author
A true friend will not only stand by you, but will stand up for you. A true friend is not someone who lies to you,… — Donna P
True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean… — Superman
I just made the perfect food ever turkey sandwich and syrup omg best thing ever it tastes really good — Maria
Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is… — Unknown Author
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. — Asheya
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — SangFroid Stalker
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out 'hello?'. As if the killer is gonna be like, 'yeah, I'm in the kitchen wanna… — Skye Holbrook
A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich. — Unknown Author
The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years. — Charles Moore
Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich. — Yelawolf
I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple. I told the nigga make my sandwich with no pickles. — Papoose
Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich. — Funkadelic
I can't have sex with a sandwich. Can I? — Miranda Hobbes

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