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243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort… — Augusten Burroughs
I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season. — Edward Gorey
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! — Charles M. Schulz
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with the bottom bread… — Jennifer Egan
It's just me and the Bane. And I'm fighting him because he killed all of those innocent mice and people, and I have to stop… — Suzanne Collins
In fact, Lig never formally resigned his editorship—he merely left his office late one morning, and has never returned since. Though well over a century… — Douglas Adams
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz
I’d give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood… — Ilona Andrews
Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite. — Ray Bradbury
You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. — Charles Manson
Why, sir," said he, looking about him, "what splendour I see: gold lace, breeches, cocked hats. Allow me to recommend a sandwich. And would you… — Patrick O'Brian
Once Mo had closed the gates, he returned to his little stone hut, and his half-eaten sandwich of butter and canned sardines, and his mug… — Lauren Oliver
I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it… — John Green
A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. — Arthur Conan Doyle
In one horrible moment the last piece of the prophecy became clear. So bid him take care, bid him look where he leaps, As life… — Suzanne Collins
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."… — Nicholas Sparks
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich — Veronica Roth
Whenever I'm out late she makes a sandwich for my school lunch. I always protest and tell her not to, saying I'll make my own… — Jay Asher
It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle… — Jim Butcher
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody… — Louis C. K.
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and… — Mira Grant
The Romans always wanted bread and circuses-food and entertainement! As we destroy their city, I will offer them both. Behold, a sample!" Someething dropped from… — Rick Riordan
Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I asked. "I mean… — John Green
Akri won't let me eat any of them nasty gods. What's the world coming to when a demon gots to beg for tidbits...not eve a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need… — Adi Da

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