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243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

It does sound like a science fiction story and I may sound like one of these guys who walks up and down with a sandwich… — Lembit Opik
For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich. — Joseph Campbell
My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich. — Carol Rifka Brunt
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the… — Tommy Cooper
It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy. — Daniel Craig
If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I have to ask… — Sloane Crosley
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000… — Jeffrey Kluger
When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. — Kellan Lutz
You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich. — Phil McGraw
I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like...… — Dylan Moran
The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive… — Adam Osborne
In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a… — Anna Quindlen
But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. — Keanu Reeves
All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for. — Jill Scott
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a… — Shel Silverstein
John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington,… — Matt Taibbi
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and… — Eddie Vedder
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott
Enjoy every sandwich. — Warren Zevon
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of… — Stephen King
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer
Barefoot conducts his seminars on his houseboat in Sausalito. It costs a hundred dollars to find out why we are on this Earth. You also… — Philip K. Dick
And when I look at a history book and think of the imaginative effort it has taken to squeeze this oozing world between two boards… — Jeanette Winterson
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken… — James Patterson

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