Best Sandwich Qoutes
243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors
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You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.
— Jon Cryer
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Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just saying it to…
— Hussein Nishah
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I did your dad a favor... By making u... A sandwich.. Lol
— Lexie
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Oh you're dating my Ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too?
— ALYSSA
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You have the right to remain silent and make me a damn sandwich! Lol.
— Anwar
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Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.
— Pretty Ladii
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Life is like a s*** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less s*** you have
— Jojoo
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Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich.
— Persia
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When a girl takes your ex say oh do you want my leftover sandwich too?
— Unknown Author
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If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
— Psyche_Zeroh
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FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food... REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/ Mrs REAL…
— Muniir Zero
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Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem, but, seeing a half cockroach in your half -eaten sandwich is definitely a big problem..…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Dreamland's: Man Vs. WILD REFRIGERATOR! Pup tents up! Im rocking the smoke house from the ground up. PURIFIED! Im off the grid! Im your super…
— Javaz
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Don't trust a girl who doesn't know how to make a simple sandwich. How will she be able to raise a baby?
— Nikhil Saluja
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The only thing a woman is good at fixing is her man a motherfucking sandwich.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I`m in the kitchen!…
— Ryah
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
— Jenny_pajaron
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I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!…
— Jugi Steady
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