Same Woman Quotes

25 Same Woman quotes by 23 unique authors

• My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying… — Bill Cosby
• In Illinois a pregnant woman who takes an illegal drug can be prosecuted for 'delivering a controlled substance to a minor.' This is an explicit… — Randy Alcorn
• When a woman comes to her class, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavours… — Joseph Addison
• I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. — Johnny Carson
• I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman,… — Matt Lauer
• I always tell this story: When I started, the woman went to the store to buy a dress. She saw it in pink and red,… — Oscar de la Renta
• I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! — Laura Kightlinger
• I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what… — Laura Kightlinger
• I'm a good son, a good father, a good husband - I've been married to the same woman for 30 years. I'm a good friend.… — Samuel L. Jackson
• A man who brags about satisfying 30 women is immature. A real man is one who can satisfy the same woman for 30 years. — Tony Evans
• I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman
• I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women. — Zach Galifianakis
• I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around. — Morgan Freeman
• Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be… — Helen Rowland
• Love is free; to promise for ever to love the same woman is not less absurd than to promise to believe the same creed; such… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
• I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. — Henny Youngman
• The city atmosphere certainly has improved her. Some way she doesn't seem like the same woman. — Kate Chopin
• Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can… — E L Konigsburg
• It is the same woman, I know, for she is always creeping, and most women do not creep by daylight. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
• There is no pain on this earth like seeing the same woman look at another man the way she once looked at you. — Walker Percy
• I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive. — Charles Stuart Calverley
• I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I… — Jay Leno
• Sara: What are you more afraid of: spending more than two consecutive nights with the same woman, or finding out this thing might not be… — Sweet November
• I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Same Woman Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 25 Same Woman Quotes as follows:

• 2 Same Woman Quotes by Laura Kightlinger
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Zach Galifianakis
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Walker Percy
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Tony Evans
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Sweet November
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Samuel L. Jackson
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Randy Alcorn
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Percy Bysshe Shelley
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Oscar de la Renta
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Morgan Freeman
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Matt Lauer
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Larry Hagman
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Kate Chopin
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Joseph Addison
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Johnny Carson
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Helen Rowland
• 1 Same Woman Quote by E L Konigsburg
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Charles Stuart Calverley
• 1 Same Woman Quote by Bill Cosby