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• And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In…
• When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.…
• Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an…
• The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.
• When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.…
• See all the women seated, youth in their face lifts, old age in their hands.
• You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.
• I'm starved for love. Not ordinary love but real love. The love that's like music or something.
• Rid the mind of knowledge when looking for pleasure. Or start thinking and find a lot of pain.
• To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.
• I'm all for Christianity, but insolence must be put down.
• I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.

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