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Said You Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm".…
- Walter Plinge said: "You know she asked me a very silly question Mrs Ogg! It was a silly question any fool knows the answer!" "Oh,…
- Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda…
- Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too.
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