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Said Quotes by Daniel Handler
- I know what is going on," said Sir. "I am the Boss! Of course I know!
- Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!†said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
- And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, "If you don't give me a…
- It is often said that reading is a gift, but to my mind that is an insufficient description, for the size of the gift of…
- Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done…
- I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced…
- Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.
- Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed. I'm no worse than anyone else," Count Olaf said.
- Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"…
- I guess we’ll be traveling in uncharted waters.†“That’ll be fun,†Phil said.
- It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked…
- I'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This…
- Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes the remark have…
- Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally. "No," Sunny answered. "Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the…
- What should we call him?" Klaus asked. "You should call him Dr. Montgomery," Mr. Poe replied, "unless he tells you to call him Montgomery. Both…
- It's different," you said. "You've made, Min, everything different for me. Everything's like coffee you made me try, better than I ever - or the…
- Stop saying no offense,†I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.
- The whole thing of what I’ve been trying,†you said, “is that you’re different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what I…
- ...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. “Love this song,†Todd said, like it…
- Never mind what my name is,†the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
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