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If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby. — Will Carling
I remember coming back from training one day and Simon Poidevin was talking to a priest. I thought...this was going to be some rough encounter… — Phil Kearns
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should… — Bob Dwyer
Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport. — Unknown Author
I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago. — David Campese
Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the… — P.G. Wodehouse
You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down. — Unknown Author
A bomb under the West car park at Twickenham on an international day would end fascism in England for a generation. — Unknown Author
Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie. — Unknown Author
If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis. — Unknown Author
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf. — Unknown Author
I didn't know what was going on at the start in the swirling wind. The flags were all pointing in different directions and I thought… — Unknown Author
No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking. — Unknown Author
The one-handed palmer can always reach higher, they say. They may be right, but the result is that nearly every line-out is like a tropical… — Unknown Author
Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other. — Peter FitzSimons
Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago. — Murray Mexted
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is. — Unknown Author
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth. — Unknown Author
Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely. — Unknown Author
I've seen a lot people like him, but they weren't playing on the wing. — Unknown Author
The sooner that little so-and-so goes to rugby league, the better it will be for us. — Unknown Author
I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union.… — Graham Lowe
League is much, much more physical than Union, and that's before anyone starts breaking the rules. — Unknown Author
If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week. — Unknown Author
I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century. — Nigel Melville

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