Rubber Quotes

217 Rubber quotes by 194 unique authors

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped. — Tracey Ullman
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like… — George Will
Life is a series of pulls back and forth... A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. Most of us live somewhere… — Mitch Albom
I am the drying meadow; you the unspoken apology; he is the fluctuating distance between mother and son; she is the first gesture that creates… — Aimee Bender
Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell… — Tom Robbins
Yes, when I get big and have my own home, no plush chairs and lace curtains for me. And no rubber plants. I'll have a… — Betty Smith
I walk up and down the rows. The heads look like rubber halloween masks. They also look like human heads, but my brain has no… — Mary Roach
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a… — Terry Pratchett
One is never alone with a rubber duck. — Douglas Adams
Also, I designed a pretty fascinating bracelet, where you put a rubber band around your favorite book of poems for a year, and then you… — Jonathan Safran Foer
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did… — Catherine Ryan Hyde
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore
I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you. — MaryJanice Davidson
He smoked a cigarette, standing in the dark and listening to her undress. She made sea sounds; something flapped like a sail; there was the… — Nathanael West
One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all… — Christopher Moore
Captain looks at Janie closely. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," she says. "You're gonna have a heck of a shiner by the time the day's over.… — Lisa McMann
What an unreliable thing is time--when I want it to fly, the hours stick to me like glue. And what a changeable thing, too. Time… — Rohinton Mistry
I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts. — Frank Miller
Percy!â€ he bellowed. He dropped his broom and ran at me. If youâ€™ve never been charged by an enthusiastic Cyclops wearing a flowered apron and… — Rick Riordan

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194 authors contributed a total of 217 Rubber Quotes, led by these top contributors: