Rubber Quotes

217 Rubber quotes by 194 unique authors

By bitch a choosey lover, never fuck without a rubber. Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover. — Unknown Author
I was fucking this slut up in her dirty ass. Threw the rubber out the window as we drove past. — Insane Clown Posse
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Elders say, Oh dear when they hear I'm near. Rubber burn first gear, platinum on my first year. — Yung Joc
The wonderful thing about tiggers. Is tiggers are wonderful things.Their tops are made out of rubber. heir bottoms are made out of springs.They're bouncy, trouncy,… — Tigger
He's gonna lay a little rubber later on at the truck pull. — Jason Aldean
I don't think I need a rubber room, but that might be nice. — Bare Naked Ladies
Suckling frenzy at rubber breast. Beheaded busted a doll infect. Salty lotion, rubbed in open scratch. Removes hair and all self respect. — Angelspit
Her green plastic watering can for her fake Chinese rubber plant. In the fake plastic earth that she bought from a rubber man. — Radiohead
In a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself. It wears her out, it wears her out. — Radiohead
Back in the kitchen, smelling like burning rubber. It ain't a secret I'm a money burning muthafucka. — Rick Ross
I've watched my sister and brother-in-law and all the difficulties they face. They have to put rubber bands on the doorknobs and keep watch over… — Unknown Author
Hey rubber-ducky, your the one. You make bath time lots of fun. — Unknown Author
Bitches want riches so they try to slide the rubber off , when you get pregant when u stuid hoes gone learn they leson — Lil Boosie
Bitches Want Riches So They Trynna Slide The Rubber Off , Trynna Get Pregnant ! When You Stupid Hoes Gone Learn Ya Lesson ? — Lil Boosie
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea… — Bart Simpson
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin
I'm just a Westside lover, I leave females in my sheets and all my feelings in a rubber. — Big Sean
I try to avoid stress - it makes me feel like I'm rubber-stamping all my organs. — Berri Clove
Say 30 mil, better double that. That money short then we double back. Got rubber bands around 30 racks. I'm trouble man so where the… — Unknown Author
Mother: Im going to the meat shop Daughter: What for? Mother: Umm to get a rubber duck Daughter: Oh I never thought you could get… — Shannon
Never go bungee jumping, a rubber breaking is the reason why I am in this world, and sure as hell not going to leave it… — Uknown
Karma is like a rubber band...It can only be stretched so far before it comes back and smacks you in your @ss! :O) — Rosie Hernandez
Rollin' so much weed it's like the motherland. I ain't talkin' English, I'm talkin' rubber bands. — Wiz Khalifa
Now don't be tricking no hoes, don't be lending your ride. And if you fuck, wear a rubber cause they burning inside. — Big Krit

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