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Samantha Jones has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
• I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
• The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to…
• A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait…
• He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.
• Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on.
• Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.
• All married couples stop having sex eventually.
• Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
• Hello, 911? I'm on fire.
• Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic
• Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex…

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