Romney Quotes

332 quotes by 157 authors

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution. — Andy Borowitz
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz
Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our… — Stephen Colbert
Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to… — Jay Leno
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary
Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would… — Jay Leno
With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's… — Jay Leno
In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant… — Jay Leno
Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where… — Jimmy Fallon
Now, more than ever, the choice between Obama and Romney will be which one do you want to ruin your country? — Doug Wead
Analysts may be correct that the presidential election won't primarily turn on entitlements reform, but by choosing Paul Ryan as his running mate, Mitt Romney… — David Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan… — Roseanne Barr
President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you want to be,'… — Jimmy Fallon
Well I'm sure now that the press is going to tell you (Mitt Romney) isn't perfect. Now my friends for the past four years, we've… — Mike Huckabee
Our country will need real leadership to undo President Obama's failed policies, and replace them with the conservative principles Mitt Romney learned turning around businesses… — Nikki Haley
As a former lifelong Republican, it pains me to tell you that today's Republicans - and their standard-bearers, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan - just… — Charlie Crist
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning. — Bill Maher
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, — Richard Trumka
If you're asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which… — John Oliver
Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt… — Craig Ferguson

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