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• Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
• Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
• Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
• Enlightenment is lightening up.
• Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars!
• I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!
• The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
• The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
• Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is…
• I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
• And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want…
• This crazy thing called love...

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