Restaurant Quotes

574 quotes by 464 authors

In the United States, there is a restaurant called The Outback Steakhouse, and I could survive in there for several weeks at least, sustaining myself… — Steve Carell
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin
I'm not really into gourmet food; I'm the kind of guy who just stops by a place that looks good rather than heading for the… — Lee Child
I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant. — Chuck Close
Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but I had to stop going… — Fiona Apple
One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece… — Daniel Handler
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to… — Eddie Izzard
I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee. — Burt Lancaster
Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it. — Chris Brogan
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. — Jason Segel
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person… — Michel de Montaigne
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask… — Oscar Wilde
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada… — Erma Bombeck
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got… — Justin Bieber
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop… — Paul Reiser
I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, 'Dad, what about us?' I'm gonna have… — Buddy Valastro
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. — Todd Barry
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order… — Derren Brown

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