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THE TOILET TOLD THE TUB I GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, THE TUB REPLIED I KNOW NIGGA CAUSE AIN FINNA TAKE NOBODY SHIT..... — TOILET VS TUB
THE TOILET TOLD THE TUB I GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, THE TUB REPLIED I KNOW NIGGA AIN FINNA TAKE NOBODY SHIT....... — TOILET VS TUB
He told her that her dreams were not realistic. She replied, — Sara Robichaud
A reporter asked the couple, How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?. The woman replied we were born in a time when… — Shadawcatt
When my friend asked me why I dont just go talk to him, I replied, He has a life. She laughed at me, so I… — Jaimie Fayt
Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I… — Don Raj
I asked him,What do you wanted to be?, and the kid replied, I want to grow. — Unknown Author
Boy came home after school and he was upset. His dad asked what was the reason. He replied, 'My teacher pointed at me with a… — Pacifiersucker
Someone asked me... 'What if I broke your trust someday?' I just replied... 'Trusting you was my decision/ Proving me right is your choice.' — Pacifiersucker
A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied, Well at least… — Robert D Dangoor
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold… — Robert D Dangoor
I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone? — Robert D Dangoor
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we… — Robert D Dangoor
My Ex texted me: I Miss You...So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck. — Kiana JWilson
Human To GOD: 'Please Give Me EVERYTHING So That I Can Enjoy LIFE.' GOD Smiled And Replied: 'I Have Given You LIFE To Enjoy EVERYTHING. — Pacifiersucker
A Bird Asked A Bee: You Work So Had To Get Honey And People Steal That From You. Don't You Feel Bad? Bee Replied: No,… — Pacifiersucker
Twenty Four hours After United States concluded the Presidential election. The winner Mr Barack Obama is celebrating his victory. The Nigerian President has just arrived… — Horla
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong… — Horla
Paul was dying of an un-known illness. His wife sat at the bedside comforting him. He looked up and said weakly, I have something I… — Unknow
That Awakward moment, when I asked my 7yrs old niece. what is the difference between you and a donkey, she replied; you is a pronoun… — Ashok Kushwaha

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