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Someone Asked Me - `Why Girls Luv Teddy Bears?` I Replied `Bcuz They Dont Hurt As People Do` :( — Ritu Ghatourey
A Woman once asked her mother: Mother, how will I ever find the right Man?. Her mother replied: Forget finding the right Man, focus on… — Abdel
I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of time we missed… — Nikhil Saluja
A Great Thinker Was Asked- What Is D Meaning Of Life? He Replied- Life Itself Has No Meaning, Life Is An OPPORTUNITY To Create A… — Abiodun Oladipupo
He said, maybe we will meet us again someday. But she only replied: sure never more. He reminded her of the mystic togetherness, this time… — Fatima Fatimzahra
Someone asked me why I insist on taking the long road? I replied....why do you assume I see two roads?!? — Unknwn
Having straight male friends never been a problem for me! But while out playing Tennis yesterday with a friend, he asked me what was it… — Kyle MacDonald
Someone Asked God - Who Is Ur Favorite Person? God Replied - The One Who Has The Power To Take Revenge And Yet Forgives...:-) — Ritu Ghatourey
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right… — Nikhil Saluja
I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied : Because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love… — Nikhil Saluja
One day a man asked me how long do you need this friend with you? I replied I simply put a drop of water in… — Punkinhead Abhishek
A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
..I was asked one time what would be worse than being born blind..I quickly replied: to have SIGHT and no VISION — Unknown Author
In a chat with an Atheist one time he said Prove God exists I replied Prove the suns going to shine tomorrow — Stanley Victor Paskavich
0ne Day Child Fish Ask the M0ther Fish;M0m,Why We Cant Live 0n the Earth? The M0ther Replied;Dear Its N0t A Place 4 Fish,Its A Place… — Melchor Lim
I walked into a friends pizza parlor and he looks at me and says what do you know. I replied More than I should and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
LIFE ask death why do people love me but hate you? DEATH replied because you are a BEAUTIFUL LIE and I am a PAINFUL TRUTH.… — Jahz Amandy

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