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Larry David has 129 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
• I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be…
• Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
• A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless…
• If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
• Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is…
• Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be…
• I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

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