Really Funny Quotes
121 Really Funny quotes by 105 unique authors
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It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I…
— Kathleen Hanna
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
— Ernest Hemingway
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This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of…
— Vanessa Hudgens
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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
— Penn Jillette
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I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to…
— Elton John
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived…
— Mindy Kaling
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'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also…
— Steve Martin
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny…
— Demetri Martin
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I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.
— Steve Martin
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I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with…
— James Patterson
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he…
— Joe Rogan
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny…
— Joe Rogan
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Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around.…
— Christopher Walken
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I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and…
— Woody Allen
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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
— Brandon Sanderson
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When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted.…
— Taylor Swift
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The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.
— John Green
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My grandmother thinks it's really funny to put all sorts of things in our - my lunch. I never know what'll be inside: e.e. cummings,…
— Jandy Nelson
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Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really…
— Daniel Clowes
Who Wrote These Really Funny Quotes
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