Real Idiot Quotes by Gordon Korman

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• Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
• Ask me. I'm a cow expert.
• When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
• I've taken care of it," I said My father looked at me, shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very…
• The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
• What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-
• I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
• Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with…
• For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
• We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return…
• In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
• You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

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