Gordon Korman Quotes

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• Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
• Ask me. I'm a cow expert.
• When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
• I've taken care of it," I said My father looked at me, shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in…
• The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
• What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-
• I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
• Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation'…
• For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
• We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the…
• In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
• You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.
• Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them.…
• The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?" "It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the…
• Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad…
• Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?" Dan grinned. "I'm starting to…
• Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.
• If the cake fits, eat it!
• Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.
• Who's that new guy with the snooty accent who came out and talked to the police?" Evan persisted. "He looks like some kind of male…

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