Real Drunk Quotes

2 Real Drunk quotes by 2 unique authors

• And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and… — Jack Handy
• A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma

Who Wrote These Real Drunk Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Real Drunk Quotes as follows:

• 1 Real Drunk Quote by Paritoshik Sharma
• 1 Real Drunk Quote by Jack Handy