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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. — Cassandra Clare
I never minded the random scribblings of other readers, found them interesting in fact. It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darndest… — Tara Bray Smith
Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You donâ€™t happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I love… — Joss Whedon
There are always surprises. Life may be inveterately grim and the surprises disproportionately unpleasant, but it would be hardly worth living if there were no… — T.C. Boyle
Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door… — Douglas Adams
Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police… — Ron Paul
What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have… — Gerard Way
Do you know, I always imagine that the subway trains are dragons,' Rose said to Bear as they clung to his coat for support in… — Regina Doman
Since the Renaissance, people have had to get used to living their life on a random planet in the vast galaxy. — Jostein Gaarder
Love is random; fear is inevitable. — Orson Scott Card
We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fearâ€”fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or… — Hunter S. Thompson
live in the space between chaos and shape. I walk the line that continually threatens to lose its tautness under me, dropping me into the… — Jeanette Winterson
From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. — Tony Hillerman
This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change. — Taylor Swift
I take it you know my companion?" Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let her kill anyone… — Simon R. Green
What really counted was the possibility of escape, a leap of freedom, out of the implacable ritual, a wild run for it that would give… — Albert Camus
Basketball is an intricate, high-speed game filled with split-second, spontaneous decisions. But that spontaneity is possible only when everyone first engages in hours of highly… — Malcolm Gladwell
I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari — James Patterson
In spite of all evidence that life is discontinuous, a valley of rifts, and that random chance plays a great part in our fates, we… — Salman Rushdie
Philosophers are often like little children, who first scribble random lines on a piece of paper with their pencils, and now ask an adult 'What… — Ludwig Wittgenstein

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