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- A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by… — Charles Bowers
- Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort Courteous;… — William Shakespeare
- If Big Brother (of Orwell's 1984) comes to America, he will not be a fearsome, foreboding figure with a heart-chilling, omnipresent glare… — Michael Parenti
- One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each… — Bob Dole
- Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to… — James Taranto
- As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm… — Dean Norris
- The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot… — Adam Sandler
- DOCTOR. Always preceded by 'The good'. Among men, in familiar conversation, 'Oh! balls, doctor!' Is a wizard when he enjoys your confidence,… — Gustave Flaubert