Punchline Quotes

56 Punchline quotes by 33 unique authors

I'm so Hollygrove I should be the logo. I pogo on the Po-Po I leave 'em molded from old dough. I ride slow mo. — Lil Wayne
When them Niggas Left Eye(I) It Got A Lil Bit Chilli(TLC), But I Just Let It Burn(Usher) Like The End Of A Philly — Lil Wayne
I have flushed out the feeling, of me being the shit. Cause I was leaving skid marks, on everywhere I sit. — Lil Wayne
Dont believe in me, don't believe me, I graduated from hungry and made it to greedy. — Lil Wayne
Nigga we in charge, baby put me in charge, and I'm just murdering niggas free of charge. — Lil Wayne
They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower. — Joe Budden
If skilled sold then truth be told I'd prolly be lyrically Talib Kweli truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense, but I did 5 mil,… — Jay-Z
These cats drink champagne and toast to death and pain, like slaves on a ship talking about who's got the flyest chain. — Talib Kweli
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli
Just so you can know, there is no one above my belt, Weezy F. Baby and the F is for fuck themselves — Lil Wayne
I dont mind god's sense of humour but its waiting for the punchline that is killing me... — Boaz Zippor
I always say I'm ready but I'm not I can kill it but I cant punchline — Unknown Author
When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna. — Nicki Minaj
It's not easy to act, but to direct to act. It goes form one place to the next. It's not heading for the punchline, and… — Gael Garcia Bernal
Welcome all of yall to my dark recesses this is where I keep my BARS like bathtub ledges. — Lupe Fiasco
Life is a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me, cover myself in so much ice, not even hell fire can scorch me. — Nas
Leave you in the middle of nowhere like the letter 'H.' — Unknown Author
Its a cold world and am hot headed so I dont need a head warmer. — Mode 9
I take off like I've been stripping all my life. — Jay-Z
I leave ya family mourning like breakfast. — Papoose
Fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil. — Big L
Even if I married your moms, you still wouldn't step son. — Mode 9
Ask beavis I get nothing but butt-head. — Big L
I cause more drama than a naked chick in the Vatican. — Unknown Author
The suns syndicate, fat as biggie with no pun intended. — Blu

Who Wrote These Punchline Quotes

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