Punchline Quotes
56 quotes by 40 authors
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Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
— Lil Wayne
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Writing a first draft is like groping one's way into a dark room, or overhearing a faint conversation, or telling a joke whose punchline you've…
— Ted Solotaroff
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
— Larry David
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I kind of cheer the presence of any gay characters at all - I think the more we can saturate television with any gay character…
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson
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Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
— Leslie Nielsen
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I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny…
— Lydia Lunch
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One of my favourite things about country music is that, at least until recently, you could always count on a solid story, a punchline and…
— St. Vincent
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Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a…
— Matt Groening
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It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.
— Mark Hoppus
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
— Demetri Martin
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The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of…
— Anne Ursu
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As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
— Jack Ketchum
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The one thing that TV is bad at doing is preaching. There are two extremes, you either turn the people into a punchline or turn…
— Mike Rowe
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The no-secrets era of social media makes one consider the built-in risk factor of nominating high-testosterone men to positions of power at all. Everyone is…
— Tina Brown
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You going PLAY or you going to WIN!!!!!
— MrAwesome
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Stones become statues, when God becomes commodity
— Charles Elba
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You think I'm pretty without any makeup on, you think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong. I know you get me so I'll…
— Katy Perry
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These n***** is sleveless man they cant hang with us.
— Lil Wayne
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No one has crush on me. I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)
— Boiral Da P
Who Wrote These Punchline Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 56 Punchline Quotes, led by these top contributors: