Punchline Quotes

56 quotes by 40 authors

Real gs move in silence like lasagna. — Lil Wayne
Writing a first draft is like groping one's way into a dark room, or overhearing a faint conversation, or telling a joke whose punchline you've… — Ted Solotaroff
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David
I kind of cheer the presence of any gay characters at all - I think the more we can saturate television with any gay character… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline. — Leslie Nielsen
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny… — Lydia Lunch
One of my favourite things about country music is that, at least until recently, you could always count on a solid story, a punchline and… — St. Vincent
Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a… — Matt Groening
It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters. — Mark Hoppus
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline. — Demetri Martin
The joke is, we all have the same punchline. — Chuck Palahniuk
But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of… — Anne Ursu
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum
The one thing that TV is bad at doing is preaching. There are two extremes, you either turn the people into a punchline or turn… — Mike Rowe
The no-secrets era of social media makes one consider the built-in risk factor of nominating high-testosterone men to positions of power at all. Everyone is… — Tina Brown
You going PLAY or you going to WIN!!!!! — MrAwesome
Stones become statues, when God becomes commodity — Charles Elba
You think I'm pretty without any makeup on, you think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong. I know you get me so I'll… — Katy Perry
These n***** is sleveless man they cant hang with us. — Lil Wayne
No one has crush on me. I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.) — Boiral Da P

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