Best Punch Line Quotes

34 Punch Line quotes by 33 unique authors

We are all only Gods joke here having the same punch line. — Vikrant Parsai
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? — Vince Lombardi
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line.… — Anthony Beal
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped… — Chris Webby
Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke) — The Notebook
I'm so leveled, bro. I gotta let 'em know, shades on like a CSI episode. Throw in a punch line and watch the fans grow.… — D Pryde
Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got cocks to blow?… — Nicki Minaj
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Unknown Author
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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33 authors contributed a total of 34 Punch Line Quotes, led by these top contributors: