Pun Quotes

95 Pun quotes by 79 unique authors

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. — Arthur Baer
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. — James Boswell
Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in which I move. — Arthur Smith
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small… — Arthur Smith
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion — Unknown Author
Those who only see in black and white have very little grey matter. — Jeff Rosenspan
A steak pun is a rare medium well done. — Green Monk
It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it. — Hannah Cowley
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. — Unknown Author
The goodness of the true pun is in direct ratio to its intolerability — Edgar Allan Poe
Proud of his learning (just enough to quote), He revell'd in his Ciceronian glory: With memory excellent to get by rote, With wit to hatch… — Lord Byron
Every poet knows the pun is Pierian, that it springs from the same soil as the Muse. a matching and shifting of vowels and consonants,… — Louis Untermeyer
I must say, Eminem is definitely the reason why I originally started rapping, like many other white kids my age. I also remember listening to… — Chris Webby
Youre now rockin wit somebody on they f-ckin bidness. Watch me do it big, no pun intended. — Big Sean
See life is a game of chess, try your best to not be the pun, calculate every step make'em kiss the ring of the don,… — Chamillionaire
First of all, to say I came out implies that I was once in. Let me be straight about that-no pun intended. I never came… — Amber Heard
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep. Oh… — Unknown Author
The suns syndicate, fat as biggie with no pun intended. — Unknown Author
I'm no hipster, but girl I can make those hips stir! m/ — Ramandeep Singh

Who Wrote These Pun Quotes

79 authors contributed a total of 95 Pun Quotes, led by these top contributors: