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Samantha Bee has 29 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
• The best part about poker is there's no down side.
• You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
• Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
• I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays…
• I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
• I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
• I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
• I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in…
• I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
• It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
• If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

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