Samantha Bee Quotes
- Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
- The best part about poker is there's no down side.
- You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
- Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
- I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
- I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
- I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
- I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
- I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in…
- I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
- It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
- If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
- It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
- Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents…
- Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
- It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
- I am a cookbook fanatic.
- I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function…
- I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't…
- I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.