Professors Quotes
510 quotes by 388 authors
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Why? I mean, why you? I can perfectly comprehend not liking my husband. I dislike him intensely most of the time.†Professor Lyall stifled a…
— Gail Carriger
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Lord Maccon, being Lord Maccon and good at such things, then changed, right there in the Thames, from dog-paddling wolf to large man treading water.…
— Gail Carriger
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Professor Lyall, cursing his Alpha for departing so precipitously, balled up the piece of paper and, after minor consideration for the delicacy of the information…
— Gail Carriger
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Any work of art that can be understood is the product of journalism. The rest, called literature, is a dossier of human imbecility for the…
— Tristan Tzara
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Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick")
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I’d compare college tuition to paying for a personal trainer at an athletic club. We professors play the roles of trainers, giving people access to…
— Randy Pausch
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Professor McGonagall: "Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn’t suit you.†The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. “I am exploring new…
— Gail Carriger
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Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanity’s sake? Lord Maccon was nonplussed. Professor Lyall, on the…
— Gail Carriger
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One of your American professors said that to study religion was merely to know the mind of man, but if one truly wanted to know…
— Iain Banks
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I could not rest, Watson, I could not sit quiet in my chair, if I thought that such a man as Professor Moriarty were walking…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a…
— John Green
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Professor,†Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Hogwarts is threatened!†shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a…
— Eric Foner
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It always takes a man that never made much at any thing to tell you how to run your business, though. Like these college professors…
— William Faulkner
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A word of advice, though. This won't be the last time you have to deal with something in life that throws you off your game.…
— Tammara Webber
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Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position of the planets…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I Preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to be enjoying both…
— Gail Carriger
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Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?' 'Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down the front door,'…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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