Professors Quotes

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Why? I mean, why you? I can perfectly comprehend not liking my husband. I dislike him intensely most of the time.â€ Professor Lyall stifled a… — Gail Carriger
Lord Maccon, being Lord Maccon and good at such things, then changed, right there in the Thames, from dog-paddling wolf to large man treading water.… — Gail Carriger
Professor Lyall, cursing his Alpha for departing so precipitously, balled up the piece of paper and, after minor consideration for the delicacy of the information… — Gail Carriger
Any work of art that can be understood is the product of journalism. The rest, called literature, is a dossier of human imbecility for the… — Tristan Tzara
Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick") — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Iâ€™d compare college tuition to paying for a personal trainer at an athletic club. We professors play the roles of trainers, giving people access to… — Randy Pausch
Professor McGonagall: "Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesnâ€™t suit you.â€ The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. â€œI am exploring new… — Gail Carriger
Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanityâ€™s sake? Lord Maccon was nonplussed. Professor Lyall, on the… — Gail Carriger
One of your American professors said that to study religion was merely to know the mind of man, but if one truly wanted to know… — Iain Banks
I could not rest, Watson, I could not sit quiet in my chair, if I thought that such a man as Professor Moriarty were walking… — Arthur Conan Doyle
I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a… — John Green
Professor,â€ Harry gasped. â€œYour bird â€” I couldnâ€™t do anything â€” he just caught fire â€” — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Hogwarts is threatened!â€ shouted Professor McGonagall. â€œMan the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a… — Eric Foner
It always takes a man that never made much at any thing to tell you how to run your business, though. Like these college professors… — William Faulkner
A word of advice, though. This won't be the last time you have to deal with something in life that throws you off your game.… — Tammara Webber
Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position of the planets… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I Preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to be enjoying both… — Gail Carriger
Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?' 'Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down the front door,'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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