Professors Quotes

510 Professors quotes by 388 unique authors

NO!â€ The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I look for the words, Professor. I look for the words because I believe that the words is the way to your heart. — Cormac McCarthy
What are we going to do?" asked the Professor. "At this moment," said Syme, with a scientific detachment, "I think we are going to smash… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an unfathomable gulf. — Jules Verne
Devilâ€™s Snare, Devilâ€™s Snare . . . what did Professor Sprout say? â€” it likes the dark and the damp â€”â€ â€œSo light a fire!â€… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Iâ€™ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a â€œprofessor — Tucker Max
Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' â€” sorry about… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Hagrid, look what Iâ€™ve got for relatives!â€ Harry said furiously. â€œLook at the Dursleys!â€ â€œAn excellent point,â€ said Professor Dumbledore. â€œMy own brother, Aberforth, was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Where do vanished objects go?" "Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything," replied Professor McGonagall. "Nicely phrased," replied the eagle door knocker, and the door… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Everything went pitch-black and the next thing I knew, I was being hurled headfirst out of the room!â€ â€œAnd you didnâ€™t see that coming?â€ said… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
In March several of the Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in greenhouse three. This made Professor Sprout very happy. â€œThe moment they start… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
And itâ€™s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, Iâ€™ve been saying it for years but she still wonâ€™t go out… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off… — Eoin Colfer
Whenever the cause of the people is entrusted to professors, it is lost. — Vladimir Lenin
The great thing about working out at a gym is that if you put in effort, you get very obvious results. The same should be… — Randy Pausch
Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy… — Eliezer Yudkowsky
As a professor in two fields, neurology and psychiatry, I am fully aware of the extent to which man is subject to biological, psychological and… — Viktor E. Frankl

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