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• Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
• The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of…
• If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't…
• In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
• They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.
• Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also…
• Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
• Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

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