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Problem Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would…
- Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
- The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't conceive of a…
- This is the worst problem with living history museums. They always leave the best parts out. Like typhus. And opium. And scarlet letters. Shunning. Witch-burning.
- The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.
- For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher…
- Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.
- some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.
- Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You…
- We want you, not your money. As long as you're at fight club, you're not how much money you've got in the bank. You're not…
- When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people.
- The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.
- The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, theres no storage problem.
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