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• There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad…
• We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old…
• I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop.
• It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the…
• I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
• We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
• And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a…
• Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by…
• I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge…
• During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford,…
• Whining is anger through a small opening.
• If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can't change your fingerprints. You…

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